First off, you’ll have to forgive me when I don’t update so often. Our internet decided to break (how convenient). But now that I found this new connection, the updating should be more consistent.
Murphy truly really has a conspiracy going on now. On Monday, he literally attacked me. There I was, putting cash in, when the drawer not only popped out – it fell from the countertop to my toes with a crash. Instantaneously, there was 20 dollar bills, 1 dollar bills, and thousands of pennies, nickles, dimes, and quarters anywhere. (And yes, most customers walked by snickering after that).
But Murphy has begun talking to other things. Lights, bags, toys: they’ve all become part of his conspiracy. So now, whenever anything goes wrong, I blame Murph. Yep.
Something else really strange – we sell singing Christmas hats. Oooookkkk….
And I saw Santa yesterday!! Yep, Santa and Santa the second came into the store yesterday followed by an elf. Pretty crazy. Santa the second needed a hat.
