Dashing through the stores
On a dollar rampage
It’s almost Christmas time
And I need some more trays
The bows are ringing now
The bags are running low
And Murphy laughs loud hahaha
As we sprinkle fake snow
Oh!
Christmas cards, everywhere
Stockings overflow
Oh what fun to stock the store
The tape is down below
Santa Claus, snowmen too
Figurines galore
Candy canes and red garland
Candle sticks and more!
Merry Garland!!
(Oh wait! I forgot the wrapping paper!!)
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We have officially named the other register Charlie. He’s part of the good side – unlike Murphy, who is leader of the dark side. (For those of you who are wondering, Charlie is the one on the left if you are approaching the counter.)
And as for the song above, it’s ironic. As soon as I wrote it, someone bought Christmas trays … and then four bows and a bag.
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Tagged: adventures, dollar store, irony, randomness, register
