I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get back to work! 
Then again, people have wondered about my mental stability … 
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While I’m waiting (just two more days!!) I thought I would share some fascinating stories that were never quite published.
Like one Sunday. We do balloon orders, and normally, people give us the number on the bottom of the balloon, and we pull it for them, and so and so. Well, one guy thought the numbers weren’t good enough. Nope, he went and pulled the balloons – right off the wall.
We used to have these very cool smiley face stress balls. They held up pretty well – until one day when a guy bought one – and exploded it. There was white gook dripping from his hands. Pretty strange.
Oh, and it turns out Giant guy number 7 is no longer “the cartman”, as I always called him. Nope, he now works in the bakery. (The irony is, there’s only four bakery assistants – and now I’ve known 3.)
Just two more days…
