Mostly From the Eyes of a Two Year Old.

We have two adorable twin girls that come in, named Gypsy and Cinnamon. (I refuse to comment on my opinion of those names). Anyway, they are pretty hysterical with comments such as:
 ”Look, Mommy, a meatball!” [No, honey, thats a watermelon.]
 ”There’s ABCD’s on this!”

Fire … or Not
 A volunteer firefighter came in and bought some bleach and ammonia. However his reply was strange, “Could you double bag it? I was climbing with the bleach and ammonia up the ladder last time, and the bags broke, so it spilled all over the floor.”
 My question is, why was he climbing up the ladder in the first place?

The people that crack me up are the ones who want to get out of the store, and then decide they like the store too much. For example, two women were shopping together, and the one was complaining of a headache. The second woman (who didn’t want to be there) replied, “You have a headache from shopping. Now, be strong and walk out. Oh, look at that!”