Josh Collins is Cool (or so he thinks)
April 3, 2008 at 1:05 pm (adventures)
Tags: April Fools, bathroom, big, birthday, Dollar Alley, dollar store, Dr Pepper, employees only, face, hiccups, hit by lightning, Josh Collins, lightning, mirror, new girl, solutions for hiccups, sugar, wrapping paper
So how has your week been? I was lucky enough that my manager forgot about April Fools Day, but today is my birthday, so we’ll see how that goes. 
On Monday when I went into work, I had a horrible case of the hiccups. I was amazed at the solutions offered:
-
swallow a teaspoon of pure sugar. (sour gummy works seemed to offer a temporary solution)
-
Dr Pepper makes you hyper!! (no I didn’t really understand it either…)
-
And when all else failed, Josh decided to hit me in the back with a roll of wrapping paper - which only resulted in me glaring at him.
We hired a new girl, who I think is pretty cool. Anyway, she came in for something or other, and she explained how she really had to use the bathroom because their bathroom got hit by lightning, so it’s not usable anymore. She offered to pay me a dollar to let me use our bathroom. I looked at her and said, “You’re an employee. You can use the employees only bathroom.”
Random Saying of the Day
I like this mirror. It makes my face look big.
PS I’ll be taking a break from updating for a few weeks as I am taking a break from work. I’ll be updating again soon!
