A Slower Version

So the dollar store has not been quite as entertaining as it usually is, once again based on the economy. (The economy is the perfect excuse because it is mostly out of one person’s control … but the situation should be dealt with by earning money not spending it. But anyway …) However, I have searched high and low, which seems more literally every day, for more hilarious situation to share, so here you go.

Random Package of the Day Saying
 DOMO brings you range of every day products at value for money prices.
  Excellent. I’m so glad they offer paper bowls at money prices, as compared to food prices, car prices, or even worse, yo-yo prices.

I would also like to know why there is a random green plastic arm in the scrap paper bucket. It’s beginning to concern me what happens at the dollar store when I’m not there …

I had the cutest little girl the other day, who decided to blurt out, “You’re pretty.” It brightened my day. So go ahead, tell someone they’re pretty. Make their day.

 We have these bunnies that are, I’m sorry, but, they’re ugly. We don’t sell a ton of them every year, which of course means, that there are many of them in the back and around the store. It is a little creepy realizing that bunnies are always watching you … especially when some of them make strange mechanical noices … a Terminator Bunny 1000, anyone?

Murphy’s Irony
  Back around Valentines Day, I had the most funny experience. Adri and I were putting stuff up on top of the shelves where the baby stuff and random toothpaste is, and the entire balloon basket of little balloons fell off, almost hitting Adri. She blamed herself (although I, of course, blame Murphy), and picked it back up. One balloon fell out. That balloon read, “You’re So Special!”