Life at Dollar Alley

Save a Plastic Tree

March 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment

This is definitely going to be my new catch phrase. I have had 3 customers tell me this now when I ask if they want a bag. Honestly, even though I’m not environmentally correct (I love gas guzzling trucks and aerosol cans and paper towels vs the hand drying things that use a rare chemical that we will soon run out of on earth), but I do love to say “Save a Plastic Tree”. It’s like agreeing with the environmentalists while virtually mocking them.

One of the most disturbing things in the world is when you have a customer that sounds like Yoda. It’s even more disturbing if that customer is a woman.

Favorite Customer Line of the Week
“You can keep my reciept as a souvenir of my visit.”

To all those who were wondering about my future college school, Grove City turned me down … I’ll be attending my second choice.

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