Sorry again for the long hiatus. I am actually shortly leaving for college, AND I have found that half of my stories have gone missing!! *gasp* I put them in a certain notebook, and now the notebook is gone … *whispers* it’s that Murphy at work again … But mwah ha ha! I have found some other stories so I will publish those, and use my memory to remember a few more.
An old man comes in, looking kind of confused. “Do you have those things that you stick on paper? You know those little things that are circular that you stick on paper? I don’t know what they’re called …”
Leah replies, “Stickers??”
”Yes! Stickers!” was his response.
Even stranger? He wanted to use them as targets for shooting. Leah convince him into buying two packs of yard sale stickers.
(We later concluded he had a bad case of Alzheimer’s, or was very drunk as we could smell alcohol on his breath.)
Product of the Week
Want to have a baby shower that everyone will remember? Then come to the dollar store, and ask specifically for our multi-animal animal plates and napkins. This lovely theme includes birds, a pig, a cow, a chicken, a lobster, a seal, and of course, a shark! What more could you want?
Product of the Week (a close second place)
We have the most adorable little buggy cars. They each have a different hippie, flowery style. Of course, the back encourages you to COLLECT THEM ALL. (This includes the 20 cars, two different beetle cars, and four rat cars.)
Some of my customers are really chatty, especially if there’s no one else in the store. One of the most random grandmothers came up to me with a bunch of stuff, and explained, “Just some stuff to do with the grandkids.” The item on top? A bill organizer.
Sayings
In reference to pouring rain: It’s a beautiful day out – if you’re a fish.
In reference to craziness: Do you sell sanity?
In reference to if you want a bag for your seeds: No, I’m afraid the seeds would sprout in the dirt on the bottom of my purse.
You know what’s really creepy? We have this green balloon that says You’ll Be Missed. Everytime I see it, I think of a dark night. The doorbell rings. You open the door to see a sparkly weight and this balloon. Confused, you take the balloon back inside and shut the door. And then the creepy music starts …. Doesn’t that scream horror film?
Is this my last entry? I am going to say no. After all, there are always stories untold, unspoken thoughts, and new happenings occuring each moment. Check back every now and then – or ask me to email you when I update. Remember:
There is no end to insanity.
